Well, I was debating over orgasm-jokes for this how-to on “faking it,” but unfortunately, I’m too tired to be creative today. Anyway, if you’re looking for a change of style and you’re tired of the same you day-in and day-out, I would suggest a fake haircut! ^_^
This hairstyle only works with Asian mullets and drastic layers. Yesterday, after I dyed my hair, I razored the shit out of my hair because after heavy bleaching, I knew I was bound to have some major split ends. Anyway, so now I have extremely drastic layering, so this style fits me perfectly.
1)Using your thumbs, gently trace a halo into your hairline starting at the ears, working horizontally until your thumbs touch.
2)Pull top layer up into a clip, and begin braiding the bottom layer.
3)Form bottom layer into a flat bun against your head. Secure with bobbies or mini-clips.
4)Pull the top layer down and trim any hairs that are out of place or too long.
5)You can choose to either leave it straight or curl it. I prefer curling it because curling a)makes it even shorter, so it’s all-the-more drastic, and b)hides the braided bottom layer MUCH better.
Finished result:
Have fun receiving new-haircut compliments all day! xD
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